COMPROMISE

He was supposed to learn respect and self-control from Politics, but what he gained instead was a high endurance for pain and the conviction that compromise was better than suffering.

इमानदारि करने वाला हमेशा विजय पाता है! - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

Mr. S these days looks upon at “elected” officials as nothing more than “Saints”. He associates saints and politicians as if they are alike. The Older generation too looks upon them as the Spiritual Heads of the country. According to Mr. S the Politicians symbolize whatever is right in this country. But their names hardly appear in the news, social as well as print media why? Because according to Mr. S Honest People need not appear in front of people to prove their Honesty. Mr. S THINKS that the world needs more of corruption, greed, and scandals rather than the transparency and honesty and intellectualism that is prevailing today.
Mr. EXPLAINS:-
The main function of a modern Politician is to not worry about the security of his job and speak his mind freely without any sycophancy. He must be very watchful so that his comments do not become a part of mainstream media coverage.
A politician’s journey is not over unless he does considerable good for the society which can be measured in terms of economic growth. The Politician also has to avoid meeting with Stars of The Film Industry, and spend the rest of his life talking about the welfare of the “Aam Aadmi”
Mr. S Remarks Indian politics is the place where criminals are reformed and where thugs and goons become Honest. The Indian Politicians sensitivity towards societal welfare is unmatched and unsurpassed.
The only reason why India has still not ascended in the ranks of Honest Nations is due to the dishonest people who make wild allegations of nepotism , corruption against the “GODLY” POLITICIANS , But the Politicians have a big heart and forgive and forget whatever is said against them and continue doing their good work

P.S (These remarks were made by Mr. S while he was being transported to the RANCHI MENTAL ASYLUM)

"THE GOOD MAN"

THE GOOD MAN


It is a lie universally acknowledged that an individual enters politics to serve his people. This theory holds “true” in 99.99% cases, the only notable exception being that of Mr. S, from a very early age Mr. S had started exhibiting his leadership skills, his skills included beating up his classmates, bullying them and lying to his parents, such was his charisma that he spent 5 years in the same class without the Teachers getting bored of him, he was also a very good singer, his singing was so good that people provided him with sumptuous meals by showering moldy bananas and apples on him. After Graduating from “The University of Crime and Deceit” he joined the “BACKGRESS” party, the Motto of his party was to improve the world and bring back Paradise on Earth, and to fulfill their aim they were trying to enter into an alliance with “LUCIFER”, Mr. S was a very honest politician, he never took bribes, he only accepted bank drafts, his honesty was the stuff of legend in the political arenas, he was so honest that Mr. Laden began preaching “sainthood” after hearing Mr. S’s tales of honesty. Mr. S always stood up for the rights of people, he banned all voices of opinion as it may influence the innocent mind, and moreover he banned the Internet as it was a corrupting influence on people, Mr. S was a very sympathetic man, during his reign all educational institutes were closed as they put too much stress on people’s minds, in their place he opened bars so that people can enjoy, Mr. S took necessary measures so that business could flourish in his country, the most profitable industry in his country was “KIDNAPPING” & “MURDER” , besides having all these qualities Mr. S was a very disciplined man , this explains the reason why no one ventures out of their homes after sunset.

HE IS TRULY THE GREATEST POLITICIAN ALIVE.