"THE GOOD MAN"

THE GOOD MAN


It is a lie universally acknowledged that an individual enters politics to serve his people. This theory holds “true” in 99.99% cases, the only notable exception being that of Mr. S, from a very early age Mr. S had started exhibiting his leadership skills, his skills included beating up his classmates, bullying them and lying to his parents, such was his charisma that he spent 5 years in the same class without the Teachers getting bored of him, he was also a very good singer, his singing was so good that people provided him with sumptuous meals by showering moldy bananas and apples on him. After Graduating from “The University of Crime and Deceit” he joined the “BACKGRESS” party, the Motto of his party was to improve the world and bring back Paradise on Earth, and to fulfill their aim they were trying to enter into an alliance with “LUCIFER”, Mr. S was a very honest politician, he never took bribes, he only accepted bank drafts, his honesty was the stuff of legend in the political arenas, he was so honest that Mr. Laden began preaching “sainthood” after hearing Mr. S’s tales of honesty. Mr. S always stood up for the rights of people, he banned all voices of opinion as it may influence the innocent mind, and moreover he banned the Internet as it was a corrupting influence on people, Mr. S was a very sympathetic man, during his reign all educational institutes were closed as they put too much stress on people’s minds, in their place he opened bars so that people can enjoy, Mr. S took necessary measures so that business could flourish in his country, the most profitable industry in his country was “KIDNAPPING” & “MURDER” , besides having all these qualities Mr. S was a very disciplined man , this explains the reason why no one ventures out of their homes after sunset.

HE IS TRULY THE GREATEST POLITICIAN ALIVE.